Inspired by and featuring the music of ELVIS PRESLEY.
1955. Into a square little American town rides a handsome, guitar playin’, motorcycle ridin’ young man who changes everything and everyone in this hip-swivelling musical comedy.
All Shook Up will have you toe tapping your blue suede shoes with a script that’s packed to the seams with comic one liners and classic Elvis Rock ‘n’ Roll hits, like Jailhouse Rock, Teddy Bear, Hound Dog, Heartbreak Hotel, It’s Now or Never, One Night With You and All Shook Up.
Everyone's favourite ogre is back in an hilarious tale of an unlikely hero who finds himself on a life-changing journey, alongside a wise-cracking donkey and a feisty princess who resists her rescue. Throw in a short-tempered bad guy and a fire breathing dragon and you've got the kind of mess that calls for a real hero.
Luckily there's one on hand and his name is Shrek!
India’s skies once teemed with vultures. Now they’ve vanished - and Kutisar needs one to guide him to paradise.
Award-winning Jacob Rajan delivers a dazzling performance, complete with puppetry, a dash of Bollywood disco and serious laughter.
This true-life mystery will blow your mind and melt your heart faster than an ice-cream in the Bombay sun.
“Sheer theatrical joy” - Australian Stage
Get Ready to Be Amazed and Laugh: Hilarious Comedy Hypnosis Show in Nelson!
Looking for a night full of laughter, jaw-dropping moments, and a touch of eerie fun? Don’t miss Haiming Jiang’s Comedy Hypnosis Show in Nelson! As seen on TV1’s Seven Sharp and viral on TikTok, Haiming delivers a high-energy, one-of-a-kind show that blends comedy, hypnosis, and just the right amount of creepy excitement.
Get ready for endless laughs, surprises, and a little chill as Haiming combines traditional Chinese Qigong with hypnosis to create truly wild moments. Volunteers will take the stage for unforgettable and hilarious challenges that will leave you amazed! As a life coach, Haiming also shares powerful insights to help shift your mindset, making this show not only fun but also life-changing!
This family-friendly show is fun for all ages! Kids will love the silly, slightly creepy moments, and adults will be captivated by the hypnotic feats and wild comedy. Whether you're new to hypnosis or a seasoned fan, Haiming’s show will keep you laughing and amazed!
R18
The much-loved and outrageously funny comedian KEVIN BLOODY WILSON is coming back to NZ in August & September with his new “Aussie Icon Tour”, performing again his funniest songs, hilarious stories and shooting down political correctness for his Kiwi fans supported by Jenny Talia from Australia. He’s fair-dinkum funny helping to prevent global boring!
With 350 million TikTok views, 4 million album sales and 6 million tickets sold around the world, Kevin Bloody Wilson shows no signs of slowing down because he says “there is just too much political correctness to incorrect!”
“I love being on stage when every bugger in the audience knows every word to my songs. I now call them my DILLIGAF CHOIR and I don’t think there is a bigger choir in the world than the Kevin Bloody Wilson DILLIGAF CHOIR!” says Kevin.
Since releasing his first hugely popular album Your Average Australian Yobbo in 1984 and hit songs like ‘Hey Santa Claus’, Kevin Bloody Wilson has become a global comedy institution with an extensive multi-generational fan base stretching from the Australian Outback to Buckingham Palace, and that most definitely includes New Zealand. Even Billy Connelly calls him “the world’s funniest Australian”. Kev’s irreverent R18 humour may not be to everyone’s taste, but it certainly has been enjoyed by a heck of a lot of Kiwis who have laughed and sung along with him on his many tours here since the 1990’s; sharing the ditties that first sparked imaginations with their children and now their grandchildren. His loyal fans should not miss this further opportunity to enjoy another big dose of Kev and for those not yet acquainted, you’re invited to enjoy a knee-slapping, hilarious night out.
R15. Some adult content and language. No infants.
The INTERNATIONAL COMEDY ALL-STARS are coming to Nelson!
Direct from the NZ International Comedyfest, three world-class comedians in one huge show for one night only at the Theatre Royal.
MARK SIMMONS (England)
Back in NZ after a sold out run in the 2024 NZ fest. Winner of the ‘Gag of the Fringe’ at the Edinburgh Fest in 2024.
As seen on the NZ Comedyfest TV Gala
“a master of the crisp, clean, one-liner zinger” (Evening Standard)
“A talented comic with an artisans grasp of joke-writing” Chortle UK
ROSCO McCLELLAND (Scotland)
Scottish Comedy Award Winner / Winner of the Billy Connolly Spirit of Glasgow Award 2025.
"One of the 12 Best Shows at the 2024 Edinburgh Fringe" Rolling Stone
"A bemused cultural commentator with a renegade outlaw streak" ★★★★ Scotsman
Hosted by The Honourable TOM HOUGHTON (England)
The international star of Netflix’s The Circle, former resident of The Tower of London, viral social media sensation and epitome of self-aware British privilege.
“Get your tickets today. Tomorrow may well be too late. A Star is Born" ★★★★★ One 4 Review
“This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute" ★★★★ The Daily Telegraph
“A crafty idiot" ★★★★ The Daily Mail
TAPE FACE returns to NZ to celebrate 20 years of mischief.
Tape Face is back in New Zealand for the 2025 International Comedy Festival, direct from his current residency in Las Vegas, with a stage full of fresh inventions and fave sketches.
Prepare to be swept away by the genius of Tape Face, where physical comedy, mime, and silent stand-up collide in an unforgettable performance that will leave you laughing, gasping, and lost for words.
“Utterly spectacular… hysterically funny” TimeOut
Launched at The Classic Comedy Club in the 2005 NZ Comedy Festival, he has toured the world, stormed Britain and America's Got Talent, and now returns to celebrate 20 years of mischief.
“Simply joyous” - ★★★★★ The Times UK
“The last word in silent comedy” The Guardian UK
Nelson Repertory Theatre presents the beloved Broadway classic musical.
Step into the enchanting world of My Fair Lady and the story of Eliza Doolittle, a spirited Cockney flower girl with big dreams, and Henry Higgins, a brilliant but arrogant phonetics professor. Higgins bets he can transform Eliza into a proper lady of society through speech and manners alone; their unlikely journey of self-discovery, romance and transformation begins.
With charming and witty songs like 'I Could Have Danced All Night' and 'Wouldn't It Be Loverly', you are in for a real musical treat; featuring the creme de la creme of Nelson’s acting and singing talent.
Director - Lynley Bradshaw
Musical Director - Chris Lukies
Book and Lyrics by Alan Jay Lerner
Music by Frederick Loewe
R15. Adult content and language. No infants.
As Seen on 7 Days
The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out, and there is only one man who can save us from the Softcockalypse.
For too long, we thought that things like 'gentle parenting', 'love languages' and 'paper straws’ were a good idea... until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation...
Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard bastard arose from the beta cuck ashes to restart humankind.
Strap in NZ! Chopper is back, just in time….to live again!
“If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, but a super comedian.” - Scenestr
In a world full of AI and Robot tech, can a simple dad with slightly tight jeans stay relevant? Ancient Astronaut Theorists say yes! Rhys hopes to prove that right now a touch of very human silliness is more important than ever!? Perhaps his unique skills, once thought of as absurd, might just be useful after all!
Darby’s shows are always a mix of astute observations and physical stand-up cocooned in a fantastical storyline that takes his audience on a hilarious journey.
“I’m so excited to return to the stage, a bit older, a bit wiser but mostly a bit sillier than ever before!” says Darby.
While Darby may have been treading the standup boards since the mid ‘90s, he is best known internationally for his on-screen work. He first gained attention as the well-meaning, but inept band manager, Murray Hewitt in Flight of the Conchords. More recently he has starred in the Jumanji franchise and Our Flag Means Death, alongside long-time collaborator Taika Waititi. Rhys is also a prolific voice over artist having appeared in over 50 animation roles from Monsters at Work to Voltron Legendary Defender. When not on screen this busy guy has written four books, has NZ’s longest running podcast The Cryptid Factor, and shares his funny musings on his Substack.
